Eponymous Rox

Eponymous Rox researches and writes about cops, curs, and killers. His next work in this special true-crime investigative series is titled Killing Killers: How the World’s Wickedest Got Whacked. Also fully-illustrated, Killing Killers is slated to premier in winter of 2012.
Aug 8, 2015
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Sources say a James Holmes holdout spared him his life yesterday when the unnamed juror balked at subjecting the Colorado theater shooter to the death penalty. That, according to some critics, amounted to making the years-long ordeal of bringing the mass murderer to justice...
Aug 8, 2015
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Georgia police arrested a 911 addict this week who bogusly called their emergency dispatch system over 150 times in the past three months. Bibb County officials charged 41-year-old Toshiba Smith of Macon GA with abusing the 911 service, after phoning in so many false...
Aug 7, 2015
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North Carolina police have issued a missing person alert for Isabel Palacios, last seen alive a week ago in the company of a convicted rapist and murderer. Detectives searched the Wilson NC home of 56-year-old violent felon Gregory Parks this week for clues to the...
Aug 7, 2015
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A live-and-let-live Bangladeshi blogger hacked to death this week in Dhaka by madmen with machetes is the fourth secular journalist to be butchered in 2015 by illiterate extremists. Sadly, Niloy Neel won’t be last though, because he and the other three bloggers slaughtered...
Aug 7, 2015
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Two French tourists found dead in New Mexico this week may have perished in the 100+ degree temperatures and zero shade of White Sands National Monument. Officials reported that a third victim -- a young child -- was rescued alive but severely dehydrated, after the initial...
Aug 7, 2015
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A Los Angeles court says Bill Cosby must come clean by providing the plaintiff in a historic sex abuse lawsuit his sworn deposition ASAP. As with similar pending litigation, Team Cosby has been striving to prevent their accused serial rapist from supplying the actual rope...
Aug 6, 2015
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Officials are calling weaponized marijuana a serious threat to NYC, as borough police battle a synthetic drug that, like the current Legionnaire’s outbreak, is spreading like an epidemic. Known on the streets as Spice or K2, the dirt cheap but deadly high is responsible for...
Aug 6, 2015
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Until further notice, decline all invites to the Zone of Death in Yellowstone National Park, unless of course you want to risk becoming a victim of the “perfect crime.” For years law experts have been warning congressional leaders that a 50-square-mile section of...
Aug 6, 2015
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Confiscated text messages in which Jared Fogle says he had amazing sex with a child are part of the body of evidence that’s threatening to land the disgraced foodie spokesman in hot water. Federal investigators seized the former Subway guy’s computers and other devices last...
Aug 6, 2015
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A fake cop arrested for trying to arrest a real cop in Ohio on Sunday night had suspiciously tricked-out his own vehicle with a flashing band of red and blue emergency lights. Howard Maldonado was apprehended by legit patrolmen a few minutes later, after his thoroughly...

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