Jun 8, 2015
Upstate NY prison escapees who left a “have a nice day” post-it note for their jilted jailers had help in their sophisticated jailbreak, say investigators. The two convicted killers are still on the lam, days after using power tools to perpetrate their elaborately planned...
Jun 8, 2015
Supermodel Kate Moss was booted off an EasyJet flight yesterday for allegedly “disruptive” behavior, an airlines spokesman is claiming. He said police officers were waiting on the London tarmac where the craft was diverted, then escorted the 41-year-old beauty off the plane...
Jun 8, 2015
The latest Bonnie and Clyde clones have been captured alive and, like other misguided juvenile delinquents before them, not only have the police to answer to now, but angry parents as well. The week-long crime spree of Rose May and Triston Kindle -- 15 and 16 respectively...
Jun 7, 2015
A forgetful thief just out of prison after serving 15 years in the armed robbery of a local shoe store is now facing 16 more years for holding up the same place. Christopher Miller, 41, was instantly recognized by the Toms River NJ boutique’s manager, who remembered the...
Jun 7, 2015
Amazon has finally stopped selling the ISIS propaganda rag Dabiq on its website, yanking the CreateSpace self-pubbed periodical without notice or ceremony. The bogus paperback had been for sale worldwide on Amazon.com via its very own print division for a couple of weeks,...
Jun 7, 2015
California police arrested a senior citizen spouse slayer on Friday, after discovering the 89-year-old’s wife dead of suspicious injuries in the elderly couple’s apartment. The Sacramento Sheriff’s Department says that, after Masaharu Ono himself called them to respond to...
Jun 7, 2015
A major manhunt for two dangerous murderers who made a surprise and “sophisticated” jailbreak this weekend from a maximum security prison in upstate New York is currently underway. Escaped convict Richard Matt, 48, is serving a sentence of 25-years to life on three counts...
Jun 6, 2015
Triple Crown contender American Pharoah [sic] doesn’t give a fig if his name is misspelled, but the thoroughbred’s obvious misnomer borders on criminal -- literally. Just for the record then, it isn't spelled pharoah, it’s spelled pharaoh -- P.H.A.R.A.O.H.And for those who...
Jun 6, 2015
Barring negligence, a Fenway fan hurt by a busted bat during a Major League Baseball game yesterday will likely receive no compensation for her “life-threatening” injury. The woman, who was sitting with her husband and son near the third base section of the stadium, was...
Jun 6, 2015
The terrorist house cat standoff which lasted for hours in Connecticut has ended peacefully after a negotiated truce allowed the furious feline’s humans to reenter their residence. Law enforcement was required to intervene in the cat-versus-couple conflict, which, according...
