Eponymous Rox

Eponymous Rox researches and writes about cops, curs, and killers. His next work in this special true-crime investigative series is titled Killing Killers: How the World’s Wickedest Got Whacked. Also fully-illustrated, Killing Killers is slated to premier in winter of 2012.
Jun 3, 2015
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A Pakistani pigeon that crossed over into India with a note strapped to its tiny leg has Indian authorities aflutter with concerns that it’s a spy. Accordingly, the brazen bird is now in police custody there and being “questioned” whilst it undergoes x-rays and various...
Jun 2, 2015
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Reelected FIFA chief Sepp Blatter is now the focus of a federal corruption probe that’s already seen more than dozen of his elite soccer cabal jailed, and, accordingly, he’s tendered his resignation today. U.S. officials, asking not to be identified, told the New York Times...
Jun 2, 2015
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Subway copper thieves brought NYC's underground transit system to a screeching halt last week after a midnight heist of over 500-feet of vital railway cable. The brazen theft seriously snarled some of the most traveled routes of the subway, causing delays and detours for at...
Jun 2, 2015
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Police say the torturer of abused dog Caitlyn -- who was found last week with her muzzle taped so tightly shut it caused lasting injuries to her tongue and mouth -- has been caught. After a massive manhunt, South Carolina officials arrested 41-year-old psychopath William...
Jun 1, 2015
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The loony Mila Kunis stalker who has twice been convicted for hounding the film star has escaped from his mental facility and is currently still at large. Officials say that, over the weekend, Stuart Lynn Dunn achieved an “unauthorized departure” from a Pomona California...
Jun 1, 2015
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While Bruce Jenner is spending a fortune to look like a Vogue model, the family of a woman he negligently killed this winter hopes he’s keeping some of his millions to compensate them for her wrongful death. On February 7, 2015, the 65-year-old former Olympian-turned-...
Jun 1, 2015
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Ohio officials urge those who’ve used a Toledo funeral home for burial services of a dearly departed loved one this year to contact the Lucas County Coroner’s Office at 419-213-3900 without delay. What’s the hurry? Because evidently there’s a good chance that their...
Jun 1, 2015
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A frat spat at Tufts University on Sunday left two non-matriculated Boston men with stab wounds, one of whom remains hospitalized in critical condition. Massachusetts authorities also say a “person of interest” in the early-morning knife attack is now being questioned and...
May 31, 2015
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The passing away of AmEx prez Ed Gilligan, after he suddenly “took sick” while on one of the company’s private jets, is the subject of speculation this weekend, since no definitive cause of death has been determined. The curious incident happened on Friday during Gilligan’s...
May 31, 2015
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Two late-night riders “manspreading” on a New York City subway were busted by transit cops this month for their weird crime. Evidently police are finally cracking down on the obnoxious practice of sprawling out on NYC buses and trains, which many inconsiderate people both...

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